Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.