Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.