Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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