Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
This guy went to school and he asked "May I use the bathroom?" The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's." The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher asked "Where's the p? He replied, " running down my leg!"
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.