Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
Good: Your daughter has got a new job.
Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’
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How many sex partners did you have?
5 or 6, don't remember exactly..
Hmm, not that many...
Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend.
A voice inside said to me: ”Calm down, you are not the first doctor who sleeps with his patient!”
And another voice answered: ”but you are a veterinarian!”