When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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