Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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