Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris made time wait.