Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.