A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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