When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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