If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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