One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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