Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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