How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.