Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.