Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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