Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.