Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.