Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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