Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.