What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.