Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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