What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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