What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.