Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.