Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.