Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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