What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy. Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about:" "Driving home, I saw this young guy, looking poor and tired, I offered him a ride. He was hungry, so I brought him home and fed him some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. His shoes were worn out so I gave him a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. He was cold so I gave him that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. His trousers were worn out so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as he was about to leave the house, he paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your lover doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.