Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.