In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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