Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.