Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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