Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.