What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
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Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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For palomino-money!
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How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.
A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards.
Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game.
Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers "
Wow, that's a really smart dog!".
The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"