Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.