Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris did her.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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