Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.