What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.