What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts.
Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand.
So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!"
and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?"
and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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