People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...