People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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