Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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