I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.