When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.