A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.