A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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