What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."