Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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