Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Q: What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a salad?
A: The salad is dressed.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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