Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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