What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.” The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says... “Liver alone. Cheese mine."