Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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