Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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