Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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