Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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