Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.