Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.