Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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