What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.