Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.