Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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