What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
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"Once upon a time there was a white bunny..."
"Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?"
"Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said.
"Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...."
"Dad, a little more grown up!"
"Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown.
" I swear!"
"Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.